Shaq: The Godfather

Vito Corleone: Shaq is the Godfather.

Fredo Corleone: Penny Hardaway is like Fredo. Penny is weak and gets injured. Never wins a title with Shaq.

Fredo: (Elton Brand) a back stabber. Traitor and liar. Another Benedict Arnold.

Santino Corleone: Kobe is like Sonny. He has anger management problems and is always hot tempered. Yells at Phil Motherfucker.

Michael Corleone: Dwayne is Michael perfect to become the next Godfather. Is smart, talented and strong at the same time.

Tom Hagen: Mitch Kupchack is Tom Hagen. He’s the general manager of the Lakers but is treated like trash with no respect. He is constantly listening to Jerry Buss, Kobe and Shaq.

Vincent Corleone: Vincent is Steve Nash because he’s new and we know nothing about him. Shaq’s next chapter in the NBA.

Connie Corleone: Is Vanessa Bryant treated badly by Kobe. Cheated on her by raping another girl but buys her off with money like Michael did with Connie.

Hyman Roth: Hyman Roth is Vlade Divac enemy of the Lakers. He’s old and flops a lot like Hyman Roth.

Moe Green: Horace Grant because he wears goggles.


~ by Travis on July 9, 2008.

One Response to “Shaq: The Godfather”

  1. Just wasting some in between class time on Stumbleupon and I found your entry. Not normally what I like to read about, but it was definitely worth my time. Thanks.

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